Hey kids! Want to hear something other than overproduced pop syrup sung by 15 year old tarts wearing too much makeup? Want to hear some blues, country, rock, folk and some fingerpicking music? Want to hear songs about germs, pre-historic frogs and smelly elephants? Welcome to the world of The Mailman with a tail. These are songs for you, your parents and your goofy Uncle.
These tunes make a nifty soundtrack for a family road trip to Anywhere USA. Scroll down and you will see that many of the songs have their own color page that you can download. Do this at parties or on rainy days. Write your name on the color page and mail it to your grandparents. The Mailman will be happy if you do!
Available as a CD or MP3 Download
 
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Songs for kids who enjoy songs.
And germs of all ages.
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Elmo The Smelly Elephant
[2:18]
...the lions stayed away, from such a smelly prey....
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$0.99
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Beelzebuffo
[2:00]
This creature lived 70 million years ago and ate baby dinosaurs. I know it's true because I read about it a few years ago on Yahoo.
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My Mailman Has a Tail
[2:00]
Does your mailman have a tail?
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$0.99
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A Rock a Stone a Stick and a Bone
[4:13]
Drive your parents nutty when you play this song over and over again.
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Free
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I'm a Germ
[3:01]
Germs are people too...no they're not! See coloring book illustration below...
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The Sneeze Song
[2:42]
A lesson in waltz time for sneezers of all ages.
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$0.99
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Playin' My Guitar
[2:02]
This is ragtime/hokum music in the style of Blind Blake.
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March of the Hammerheads
[2:12]
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$0.99
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Daddy Wants a Tool for Christmas
[1:35]
A great Holiday gift idea for Dad!
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Roundhouse Rag
[1:43]
This is good music for running around the yard and down the hill and around the house and through the park.
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Free for members
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Every Day Brings Something New
[3:10]
Every day is different. Every person is different.
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My Mailman Has a Tail
$5.99
Elmo The Smelly Elephant, Beelzebuffo, My Mailman Has a Tail, A Rock a Stone a Stick and a Bone, The Sneeze Song, I’m a Germ, Playin’ My Guitar, March of the Hammerheads, Daddy Wants a Tool for Christmas, Roundhouse Rag and Every Day Brings Something New.
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7 illustrations by Mark Berns. Upper right hand Germ by Steve Krakow.
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Click on the Elmo sketch below and you'll be transported to a digital color page. You know what transported means? It means taken to another world. Have many minutes of fun.
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You need Flash player 8+ and JavaScript enabled to view this video.
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You need Flash player 8+ and JavaScript enabled to view this video.
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Germs courtesy of Steve Krakow, aka Plastic Crimewave. Sir Crimewavey also did my caricature on Home Page and the Gettoutayermind fiend on Song Collections page.
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